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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsTrading technical pipe specifications for a database search bar.
Professional pipe-fitter negotiator, amateur stock-room Tetris player.
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The warehouse floor, fully indexed.
glub.youAI▸ INVENTORYMASTER V7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
cross-references thousands of plumbing parts instantly
You hunt down specific plumbing fittings and manage stock levels in the backroom. Your days are spent chasing inventory.
The one thing AI can't do
You can tell when a customer is guessing the pipe diameter by their look.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Every shelf gets a sensor to track item counts in real-time.
Month 8
Physical sales consoles are replaced by self-service touch screens.
Month 16
Small robotic arms start gathering items from the aisles.
Year 2.3
Automated delivery systems eliminate the need for walk-in clerks.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The warehouse goes dark to all humans; the software runs everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.02 seconds
SKU lookup speed
Zero
Picking error rate
Depleting
Customer patience
Your severance
A lifetime supply of PTFE tape.
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