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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsPredictable explosions require predictable machines, not your shaky human hands.
Quality controller of things that really, really go boom.
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Explosive performance, zero human error.
split.youAI▸ BOOMBOT PRECISION 7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calibrates fuse triggers with laser accuracy
You assemble complex explosive trains and handle high-sensitivity materials. The machine does it without blinking.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a mechanical tolerance feels wrong despite the digital readout being green.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors replace your pen and paper logs immediately.
Month 7
Vision-guided arms start placing components you once held.
Month 16
AI scanners detect internal casing flaws faster than sight.
Year 2.2
Cameras watch you, then replace you, to monitor hazardous stability.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
The entire assembly line is fully autonomous and sealed shut.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.1%
Zero percent
Detonation risk
Four hundred percent
Assembly speed
Always
Regulatory compliance
Your severance
A lifetime supply of fireproof work gloves.
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