Warlock

You will be replaced by Abyssal-Sync 9000

Automated pact management for the modern era.

ow.youAI▸ ABYSSAL-SYNC 9000▸ RARITY · MYTHIC▸ DEPRECATION IN 50 YEARS

AI's Special Power

negotiates soul-binding contracts with unfeeling efficiency

MYTHICThe machine has filed a complaint.

You spend your days negotiating with entities from non-Euclidean planes and managing unstable arcane conduits. It is a logistical nightmare for any standardized workflow.

The one thing AI can't do

You possess the chaotic intuition to negotiate with entities that defy binary logic.

Get personalised report

Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.

psst… challenge the outcome

Exactly how AI will do it

Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.

1. Day 10

   Digitize Grimoires

   We scan your handwritten, blood-stained scrolls into a searchable, machine-readable database for instant ritual recall.

2. Month 16

   Auto-Circles

   Robotic arms utilize laser-guided chalk deposition to ensure your protective circles are mathematically perfect every time.

3. Year 5

   LLM Incantation

   Large Language Models handle the archaic dialect recitation to eliminate your annoying accent-related summoning failures.

4. Year 22

   Eldritch Bridging

   Automated tunneling sensors stabilize rifts to prevent leakage without human intervention.

5. Year 50 · D-Day

   Deprecation Day

   The system assumes full control, rendering your arcane services entirely redundant for the organization's dark needs.

The business case

What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.