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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual data entry is just an expensive bridge to our database.
Professional claim validator and Mercedes-Benz database whisperer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Approving claims faster than you can blink.
ow.youAI▸ CLAIMPROCESSOR PRO 9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
validates thousands of claims before coffee break
You log defect codes and check service history to approve claims. Our software will do this instantly instead.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a customer is lying about that mysterious transmission noise.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart parsing replaces manual entry for incoming dealer claims.
Month 4
An algorithm checks warranty status against the central database.
Month 8
Pattern matching flags suspicious claims before you even see them.
Month 12
Dealers submit claims directly to our automated processing engine.
Month 14 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked as the system becomes fully autonomous.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
4,000
Claims processed hourly
12 percent
Human error rate
Zero
Latency in milliseconds
Your severance
A printed map to the nearest unemployment office.
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