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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsStop chasing trucks; let the machine swallow your neighborhood's garbage.
Professional bin hauler, master of the curb-side toss.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated waste extraction for the modern street.
pop?you▸ BINSUCKER-9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
sucks refuse directly from your curb
You haul heavy bins onto hydraulic lifts and navigate tight residential streets daily. The work is physically demanding.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows exactly which bin the homeowner hid behind the hedge.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors report fill levels to optimize routes before we arrive.
Month 5
Vision models map every alleyway you currently squeeze through.
Month 13
Automated arms practice the lift and tilt motion on dummies.
Year 1.9
The first crew-less truck begins its morning route alone.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
Human collection ceases entirely as our vacuums take over.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.5%
60
Average bins emptied hourly
4,200
Back injuries per year
Infinite
Stinky street stops saved
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade industrial-strength bin liners.
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