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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsTurning human waste into data points before selling the whole company.
Serial entrepreneur of sewage and sludge-based SaaS.
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Automating your pivot to proprietary sludge data.
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accelerates municipal procurement by six years
You pitch sewage sensors to municipalities while navigating endless regulatory hurdles and government procurement cycles.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a city council member with enough charm to get the bid.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The AI scans your pitch decks to simulate investor objections.
Month 4
Algorithms map the municipal bidding processes to automate your paperwork.
Month 10
Edge computing replaces your site visits with constant remote monitoring.
Month 20
Synthetic buyers now negotiate terms directly with your internal systems.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
The system acquires itself and you are officially redundant.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
42 slides
Pitch Deck Slide Count
2 percent
Regulatory Hurdles Cleared
11,000 yearly
Hours Spent on Procurement
Your severance
A one-year subscription to your own failing CRM.
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