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July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYou track leaking pipes in Excel while the city literally drains away.
Spreadsheet enthusiast managing the underground flow of civilization.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drowning your spreadsheets in efficiency.
nom.you▸ FLOWPREDICTOR 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
calculates catastrophic pipe failure in milliseconds
You log aging water infrastructure in spreadsheets to guess when pipes will burst. It is just math.
The one thing AI can't do
You know exactly which old valve is rusted shut and requires a gentle touch.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your messy spreadsheets are uploaded into a unified geospatial database.
Month 5
Automated algorithms start forecasting failure rates better than your best guess.
Month 10
Real-time flow sensors replace the need for your manual lifecycle estimates.
Month 15
The AI automatically submits capital expenditure requests directly to accounting.
Month 21 · D-Day
The software assumes full control of every valve and pipe in town.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95%
2 Million
Spreadsheet rows processed
99.9 Percent
Pipeline failure accuracy
High
Human error margin
Your severance
A vintage wrench and a digital copy of Excel.
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