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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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September 21, 2028
In 1 year, 11 monthsGravity does the work better than your twitchy, caffeinated wrists ever could.
Professional surface-impact analyst with a focus on plastic dynamics.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Precision landings, zero effort, infinite rotations.
help!you▸ FLIP-O-MATIC 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 11 MONTHSAI's Special Power
lands every bottle perfectly on its cap
You throw plastic bottles to land them upright on flat surfaces using calculated wrist flicks and momentum.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still judge the exact surface friction of a table by touch alone.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Month 3
Sensors map your target surface and calculate the perfect landing vector.
Month 8
AI models simulate liquid slosh to keep the bottle balanced.
Month 13
Piston-driven arms are bolted to your primary throwing desk.
Month 18
The machine repeats the perfect motion without ever getting bored.
Year 1.9 · D-Day
You are replaced by a machine that never misses a landing.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
42
Average landings per hour
12kg
Plastic waste generated
High
Wrist strain intensity
Your severance
A crate of empty bottles and a stress ball.
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