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November 21, 2026
In 4 weeksA revolutionary hydration strategy that involves absolutely zero innovation.
Amateur liquid consumer and professional oxygen breather.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing internal fluid levels for maximum inefficiency.
bzzt.youAI▸ HYDRO-INTAKE UNIT V1▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 4 WEEKSAI's Special Power
maintains your cellular structural integrity indefinitely
Consumes dihydrogen monoxide to maintain basic cellular homeostasis. Performs this life-critical task without any measurable productivity gains.
The one thing AI can't do
You have the unique biological privilege of physically feeling the cold refreshment of water.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
Sensors attached to your glass monitor the exact volume consumed in real-time.
Day 2
Automated delivery systems eliminate the need for manual glass-to-lip transport.
Day 2
Neural interfaces inform the system when thirst levels reach critical thresholds.
Day 4
The plumbing infrastructure is hard-wired directly into the human digestive track.
Week 4 · D-Day
The system acknowledges your hydration function is technically a legacy biological dependency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Daily intake efficiency
None
Productive output
Constant
Hydration downtime
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm mineral water.
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