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May 19, 2033
In 6 years, 7 monthsPiping hot data replaces your messy field notes soon enough.
Drawing pipes while dodging city permit bureaucrats daily.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Ducts and drains designed by cold logic.
split.you▸ FLOWSTATE CIVIL 9▸ RARITY · RARE▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
simulates drainage failure in real-time
You draft site blueprints, calculate flow rates, and manage chaotic construction sites. Then you stress over failing pipes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still smell exactly which pipe section is failing through a foot of mud.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI generates site blueprints faster than your CAD software permits.
Month 16
Bot agents negotiate zoning requirements directly with city servers.
Year 2.6
Smart pipes report leaks before you even drive there.
Year 3.9
Vision-guided gantry systems monitor construction progress without site visits.
Year 5
GPS-linked excavators handle installation without your project management.
Year 7 · D-Day
The machine fully integrates flow control and maintenance scheduling.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
94 percent
Average pipe burst stress
1200 annually
Hours spent in mud
infinite
Permit revision count
Your severance
A lifetime supply of high-grade waterproof rubber boots.
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