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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2029
In 3 yearsYour complex spreadsheets are just glorified buckets leaking into a digital drain.
Bureaucrat of the aquifer, spreadsheet enthusiast, professional hydrologist-adjacent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Drying up human error in water governance.
oof.youAI▸ FLOWSTATE REGULATOR 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
simulates drought outcomes in real time
You draft water usage regulations and model reservoir capacity. Computers handle data faster and without your political headaches.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a policy will actually infuriate the local farming community.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Sensors pull real-time river flow data directly into our server.
Month 5
Templates generate regulatory text based on current reservoir level triggers.
Month 13
Public comments are processed and summarized by a linguistic model.
Year 2.1
The machine dictates water rights distribution to minimize waste automatically.
Year 3 · D-Day
Human oversight is officially removed from all basin resource management.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.8%
482
policy pages written annually
0.02%
spreadsheet calculation errors
112
meetings with angry farmers
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our bottled water delivery service.
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