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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsScanning barcodes while the coffee machine manages itself much better.
Gatekeeper of the late-night snack run.
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Frictionless checkout for every craving.
oof.youAI▸ HOAGIEBOT X-7▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
processes infinite orders without needing a break
You process transactions at the register and restock the snack aisles. Your job is a sequence of repetitive motions.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only thing standing between a hangry customer and a bad day.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Sensors begin tracking inventory levels instead of human counts.
Month 5
Mobile payment apps remove the need for manual cash handling.
Month 10
Robotic floor units move snacks from the back to shelves.
Month 16
Cameras identify all items in a cart without barcode scanning.
Year 2 · D-Day
The registers are replaced by automated entry and exit gates.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.4%
2 items/second
Average scan speed
Zero
Coffee spills per shift
Four milliseconds
Customer interaction duration
Your severance
A lifetime supply of lukewarm fountain soda.
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