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December 16, 2029
In 3 years, 2 monthsYour precision with sticky resin is cute, but machines love suffering.
Master of hot resin and awkward skin-to-skin small talk.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Pain-free hair removal through relentless efficiency.
toast.youAI▸ SMOOTHOPERATOR V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARS, 2 MONTHSAI's Special Power
applies wax at exact molecular thickness
Applying hot wax to skin and ripping hair out in repetitive, high-volume sessions for clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense the exact moment a client tenses up to minimize the sting.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Cameras record the exact geometry of client hair growth patterns.
Month 6
Smart vats keep wax at the perfect viscosity without human checking.
Month 15
Robotic arms follow pre-mapped lines to apply wax with perfect pressure.
Year 2.2
Pressure sensors detect client flinching to adjust pulling speed dynamically.
Year 3.2 · D-Day
A single kiosk removes all hair while you find a new career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 92.9%
450
Average rips per day
Zero
Accidental burns recorded
Maxed
Client awkwardness levels
Your severance
A lifetime supply of soothing aloe vera gel.
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