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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsMoving numbers around until they vanish into management fees and inflation.
Professional spreadsheet jockey for people with too much capital.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior compounding without the expensive coffee meetings.
bzzt.youAI▸ WEALTHSYNC AUTONOMOUS 9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
rebalances your entire portfolio in milliseconds
You track market performance, rebalance client portfolios, and explain risk tolerance to nervous people in expensive suits.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly when a client is about to panic-sell their entire retirement fund.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Our software pulls your historic client portfolio performance data.
Month 6
Smart algorithms take over daily asset allocation and trade execution.
Month 12
Large language models handle all panic-induced client phone calls.
Month 16
AI systems automatically calculate and optimize all tax harvesting strategies.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system disables your login and notifies clients of lower fees.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 95.3%
4 cups daily
Average coffee consumption
3 percent drop
Client panic threshold
5000 lines
Spreadsheet rows per client
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic budget app.
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