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Your job has an expiration date
October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell security to people who are just buying their own anxiety.
Professional guilt-tripper and amateur market crystal-ball gazer.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Mathematical certainty without the expensive lunches.
ow.youAI▸ WEALTHBOT GUARDIAN V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
rebalances your entire life into low-risk index
You manage investment portfolios, chase new clients, and attempt to explain market volatility without losing their trust.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face with enough conviction to stop them panic-selling.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 8
Your CRM data is automatically uploaded to our predictive modeling engine.
Month 4
Software starts handling all client check-ins and routine market updates.
Month 10
Algorithms begin executing trades automatically based on real-time volatility thresholds.
Month 18
Clients find a digital interface more reliable than your expensive steak dinners.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your license is revoked and the terminal is permanently switched off.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.4%
840 yearly
Client golf hours
High
Spreadsheet tears
92%
Commission dependency
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our basic budget tracker.
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