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May 20, 2029
In 2 years, 7 monthsYou sell trust, but algorithms are much cheaper to trust.
Professional graduate who excels at being aggressively pleasant.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Optimizing assets without the expensive small talk.
help!youAI▸ WEALTHBOT ULTRA 4.2▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARS, 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
liquidates assets with zero emotional hesitation
You manage affluent portfolios and cross-sell investment products. Soon, an API will do it without the lunch meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still pretend to care about a client's golf game for thirty minutes.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
Your CRM data is migrated to a central predictive model.
Month 6
A voice AI starts handling routine investment check-ins.
Month 15
The AI takes over rebalancing decisions without human sign-off.
Month 22
Graduate rotations are replaced by self-learning neural networks.
Year 2.6 · D-Day
All client trust is officially transferred to the machine.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
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