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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsYour strategy is just an algorithm that learned to wear suits.
Director (mostly PowerPoint, occasionally actual math).
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Superior fiscal logic without the expensive lunches.
no no noyou▸ WEALTHBOT STRATAGEM 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
automates portfolio rebalancing while you sleep
You oversee investment strategies and bank operations while managing high-net-worth client portfolios and institutional asset allocation.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client's face while drinking a martini.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI digests global data feeds faster than your morning coffee.
Month 5
Models replace your team’s manual asset allocation charts.
Month 12
Regulatory checks move from your desk to background code.
Month 16
Autonomous agents eliminate the need for your strategy meetings.
Year 2 · D-Day
The bank archives your login and powers up the core.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
400 litres
Coffee consumption per quarter
12,400
Meaningless slide decks produced
too many
Client golf rounds lost
Your severance
One free pass to the executive lounge for eternity.
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