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Your job has an expiration date
October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYour two billion dollar book is just a slightly large spreadsheet.
Senior VP (obsessed with KPIs, AUM, and expensive scotch)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Superior fiscal logic without the golf fees.
squeeze.youAI▸ WEALTHBOT ALPHA-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
rebalances your entire client book in milliseconds
You manage portfolios, sell investment strategies, and cultivate high-net-worth relationships. You spend your life chasing yields and renewals.
The one thing AI can't do
You can pretend to care about a client's third divorce over a steak dinner.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Automated algorithms start suggesting better asset allocations than your gut feeling.
Month 5
Software files all regulatory documents without a single human error.
Month 10
Clients prefer checking the app over hearing your sales pitch.
Month 16
The AI chats with clients about their goals better than you.
Year 2 · D-Day
You are invited to a retirement dinner you didn't plan yourself.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
Zero
Client golf outings
Plus 4%
Portfolio yield delta
None
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one year of golf membership.
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