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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
November 7, 2027
In 13 monthsMoving money around is just a very expensive math error.
Professional gatekeeper of other people's stagnant capital.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Frictionless assets for a faceless future.
squeeze.you▸ LEDGERBOT PRO 4.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
reconciles entire portfolios in six milliseconds
You shuffle paperwork and move client funds between accounts. Soon a script will do it without the lunch breaks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why their transfer is taking three days.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An AI agent begins auto-filling your tedious account maintenance forms.
Month 3
Automated scripts scan logs and flag errors before you arrive.
Month 6
Bot agents handle all asset transfers between external institutions.
Month 9
Advisors start talking to our API instead of your emails.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your account access is revoked and the server runs everything.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
4.2 seconds
Asset movement latency
0.0001 percent
Paperwork error probability
100 percent
Human emotional baggage cost
Your severance
A PDF summary of your career in 12 font.
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