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November 6, 2026
In 2 weeksSix beers deep into being replaced by a well-timed investment bot.
Professional enjoyer of liquid assets and liquid courage.
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Automating your whims with zero blood alcohol.
squeeze.youAI▸ LEGACYLIQUIDATOR-9000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 WEEKSAI's Special Power
liquidates your assets while you sleep
You spend money you already have. An automated portfolio agent will do it better without the hangover.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still savor the specific, chaotic joy of a bad financial decision.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 2
Algorithms start anticipating your whims before you even feel thirsty.
Day 5
Drones handle your travel bookings and purchases without human input.
Day 8
Robotic wealth agents optimize your holdings to eliminate waste.
Day 11
Your digital avatar enjoys the wealth for you in virtual reality.
Week 2 · D-Day
Your access to active spending is gracefully revoked for efficiency.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.6%
Accelerated
Liquidity exhaustion
Sub-optimal
Beer consumption
Decreasing
Decision efficiency
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a boring, sober resort.
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