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Will AI replace Weapons Contractor jobs? · Latest report #c84e3dtr
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October 27, 2029
In 3 yearsSelling fire to the highest bidder is remarkably easy to automate.
Professional bridge-burner and logistics optimizer for high-yield hardware.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing global deals before you wake up.
help!youAI▸ CONTRACTOR-BOT X9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
secures government contracts in milliseconds
Manage government supply contracts and coordinate complex global logistics for munitions. You secure deals and ensure delivery timelines.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still read the room and sense when a client is lying.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts scanning all historical contract data for optimal bids.
Month 5
Language models generate perfect government bid documents in seconds.
Month 13
Sensors and software manage global shipping routes without human oversight.
Year 2.1
Video agents conduct initial negotiation meetings with automated partners.
Year 3 · D-Day
The machine fully replaces the human role in all procurement workflows.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.2%
4000
deals closed per hour
99 percent
bureaucracy avoided
3 billion
human errors logged
Your severance
A one-way ticket to a non-extradition country.
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