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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou track users who only exist to ignore your tracking pixels.
Senior Click-Counter, pixel-obsessed, pipeline-dependent.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Truth without the debugger
sluurp.you▸ DATATRACE AUTONOMY V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects broken tracking tags in real time
You tag site elements for tracking and debug data pipelines. You spend days chasing broken tag firing sequences.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the conversion data makes no sense to the marketing lead.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models auto-generate tags based on site architecture changes.
Month 4
Scripts automatically patch broken data layers without human intervention.
Month 8
Bot networks simulate user journeys to verify data integrity.
Month 12
AI translates complex raw events into readable summaries for stakeholders.
Month 14 · D-Day
The engineering role is retired in favor of self-updating code.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.3%
14 per week
Average event tracking errors
60 percent
Time spent writing regex
4 per day
Marketing teams ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic analytics platform.
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