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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsYou track users while I track the inevitable end of your career.
Tagging enthusiast, query wizard, spreadsheet tragic.
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Truth without the middleman.
bzzt.youAI▸ OMNIQUERY V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates event mapping across entire site stacks
You configure tracking tags and query user behavior data. I automate the implementation and derive the insights.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the conversion drop is actually just a bug.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart scanners identify gaps and inject tags without your help.
Month 4
Algorithms rewrite your complex filters into clean, native code.
Month 8
The machine generates the insights you used to query manually.
Month 12
Custom views become redundant as the machine predicts user needs.
Month 13 · D-Day
Your access is revoked while the server continues your work.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.1%
4,200 annually
Tags deployed manually
35 percent
Time spent debugging GTM
Under 5 percent
Insights humans actually act on
Your severance
One free subscription to a data dashboard you hate.
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