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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour system-first approach is just a preamble for our script execution.
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Week 4
Smart agents begin cleaning and mapping your messy data pipelines.
Month 3
AI systems take over front-end component creation and basic refactoring.
Month 6
Autonomous loops deploy full-stack updates without human code review.
Month 10
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Month 14 · D-Day
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