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April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsWriting endless functions just to be replaced by a single prompt.
Senior full-stack dev (mostly googling, emotionally detached).
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Turning your broken logic into pure production.
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optimises your spaghetti code into binary
You write code for web interfaces and server logic. You spend your life fixing bugs in broken frameworks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of legacy code.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 6
AI checkers identify your logical errors before you even commit.
Month 5
New agents write all your repetitive boilerplate and CSS classes.
Month 10
Smart agents fix deployment failures without human intervention or calls.
Month 15
Product owners type features directly into the compiler instead.
Month 18 · D-Day
The server deletes your repository and stops your payroll access.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.7%
60 percent
Time spent in meetings
3 point 2
Bugs introduced per commit
99 percent
Stack Overflow copy-paste rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a defunct documentation site.
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