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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsUpdating hero banners won't save you from the inevitable rewrite.
Professional tag-wrapper and link-checker for dying corporate blogs.
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Automated publishing for the post-human web.
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pushes perfectly formatted content to staging
You curate, upload, and format text and assets into a content management system all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the corporate branding guidelines make no sense at 3pm.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI starts suggesting tags and categories for your incoming draft pile.
Month 4
Vision models take over image resizing and compression for every upload.
Month 8
Agents perform direct database updates without needing a human to click.
Month 12
Content is generated and optimized for search rank without human input.
Month 14 · D-Day
The CMS lock is changed and your login credentials are deleted.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
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typos per thousand words
constant
CMS login attempts
infinite
page layout revisions
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's site builder.
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