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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Web Designer jobs? · Latest report #axp86fvx
Your job has an expiration date
April 15, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsMoving pixels around until a machine realizes it can do it faster.
Pixel-pusher currently negotiating with a stubborn drop-down menu.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Design systems that actually design themselves.
wheee!you▸ GRIDLOCK UI-9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates responsive layouts in zero milliseconds
You spend your day dragging buttons and choosing color palettes for screens that users ignore anyway.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the client's logo needs to be larger than the content.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Smart models start generating consistent UI components from simple text prompts.
Month 3
Visual engines replace manual pixel dragging with algorithmic grid placement.
Month 7
AI scripts automatically export and optimize every asset your developers need.
Month 11
Language models process client vague feedback into direct visual adjustments.
Month 18 · D-Day
The design software updates itself and removes your access permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.4%
14
Average feedback rounds
2%
Users who read copy
80%
Time spent centering divs
Your severance
A one-month subscription to a discontinued stock photo site.
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