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June 20, 2027
In 8 monthsSolving logic puzzles until the machine finishes your repo instead.
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Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 11
Smart agents start writing your repetitive boilerplate code.
Week 8
Models generate and test your feature branches automatically.
Month 3
Design systems build pixel-perfect layouts from text prompts.
Month 5
Systems monitor logs and patch their own production bugs.
Month 8 · D-Day
The repository manager commits your final resignation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
2.4 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
40 percent
Time spent in meetings
14 weekly
CSS headaches recorded
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