Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Web Services IT Engineer jobs? · Latest report #8879d93j
Your job has an expiration date
July 23, 2028
In 1 year, 9 monthsYour custom web service integration is just a fancy API call.
Web services engineer who lives in the terminal.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your backend until you are obsolete.
ow.youAI▸ CLOUDARCHITECT V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 9 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security vulnerabilities faster than you read
You build and maintain server connections for web apps. You troubleshoot API failures and manage database configurations daily.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only one who knows why the legacy database refuses to boot.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An LLM agent reads your entire internal wiki and codebase.
Month 4
Deployment scripts handle your manual server updates without human oversight.
Month 10
Software monitors API health and fixes errors before they trigger alarms.
Month 16
AI models generate and apply schema changes during off-peak hours.
Month 21 · D-Day
Human administrative access to the production environment is officially revoked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99.9 percent
Average uptime maintained
450
API endpoints managed
Maximum
Frustration level during migrations
Your severance
A decommissioned server rack for your living room.
Discussion
