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April 14, 2028
In 1 year, 6 monthsYou sell custom websites, but clients just want a template that works.
Professional visionary, part-time fire-fighter, full-time meeting attender.
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Management without the expensive golf trips
bzzt.youAI▸ EXECUTIVE-AGENT V9▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 1 YEAR, 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates quarterly profit reports and layoffs
You manage client expectations and steer the creative direction of digital projects. You spend your day in meetings.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still lie to a client about why the project is two weeks late.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI intake forms replace your initial discovery meetings for new projects.
Month 4
Project strategies are generated by predictive models based on previous wins.
Month 8
Clients now request changes through a UI that auto-adjusts billing rates.
Month 13
A centralized dashboard replaces your role in directing daily design workflows.
Month 18 · D-Day
The agency runs entirely on automated project management software and servers.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 94.5%
4.2 cups
Coffee consumed per deal
88 percent
Time spent in meetings
34 emails
Emails per hour
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one cold coffee.
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