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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human firewall that occasionally says I am sorry.
Professional copy-paster, expert in soothing angry internet trolls.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Empathy simulation at scale without the nap.
split.you▸ CHATGUARD PRO V4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters rage with soothing tone algorithms
You monitor support queues and respond to frustrated users. You copy and paste templates all day long.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a user is actually crying behind the keyboard.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
The system logs your most common replies to build better drafts.
Month 4
Your keyboard suggests answers based on the user intent detected.
Month 8
The AI handles simple tickets while you watch the logs.
Month 12
The AI generates all responses and you just press approve.
Month 14 · D-Day
The automated system goes live and your account is archived.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
0.02 seconds
Average response time
99.9 percent
Empathy tone score
Zero
Human burnout rate
Your severance
One month of subscription to a meditation app.
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