Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are a glorified file manager with a god complex.
Delusional deity of local hosting and broken links
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automating your divine intervention.
help!youAI▸ SITELORD V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
deletes your entire production database by accident
You manage site updates, file permissions, and server configurations. You break everything and then call it maintenance.
The one thing AI can't do
You are the only person who knows why that legacy directory works.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Routine file changes are handed off to basic cron scripts.
Week 6
Sensors detect crashes before your pathetic ego notices them.
Month 3
The site replaces its own broken code without human help.
Month 4
Your admin permissions are revoked for your own safety.
Month 6 · D-Day
The server deletes your credentials and locks the final gate.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
99.99 percent
Uptime vanity score
infinite
Ticket backlog depth
4 per day
Unnecessary reboots performed
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a broken hosting plan.
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