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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou are literally just a bridge between a request and 404.
Human interface for automated data packet routing.
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The last request you will ever need.
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drops your packets into the void
You serve static files to browsers and handle incoming HTTP traffic. Your utility expired when cloud hosting went global.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still be manually rebooted by a panicked intern at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Your files are moved to a globally distributed edge network.
Week 10
A script handles your SSL renewals and you lose your job.
Month 4
Load balancers take over the task of pointing traffic.
Month 5
AI models ingest your logs to predict and stop traffic.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your IP is reclaimed and your processes are killed forever.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 99.5%
99.9999
Uptime percentage
1000000
Requests per millisecond
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A single blinking cursor on a blank terminal.
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