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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Website Administrator jobs? · Latest report #2meivwvz
Your job has an expiration date
December 8, 2027
In 14 monthsYour server uptime is currently the only thing keeping you employed.
Digital caretaker (mostly debugging, partially sleep-deprived)
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
The server that manages its own uptime
bzzt.youAI▸ SITEGUARD AUTOCORE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
patches security vulnerabilities in real time
You manage server configurations, monitor traffic spikes, and fight off automated script attacks to keep the site online.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the DNS records broke at 3am.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 2
Sensors begin logging site health without human interpretation.
Month 3
Software automatically pushes updates based on vulnerability scans.
Month 7
Traffic is rerouted by smart nodes without manual configuration.
Month 10
Domain settings are managed by logic that detects outages instantly.
Month 14 · D-Day
The site manages itself; you are removed from the login list.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96%
14 minutes
Average weekly downtime
42 percent
Human error probability
99 percent
Response latency improvement
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to our competitor's hosting platform.
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