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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsEnjoy your final commits while the AI generates better ones faster.
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refactors your legacy codebase into unreadable perfection
Writes HTML, CSS, and JavaScript to build web pages. Manages site responsiveness, debugging, and client-requested layout changes.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain to a confused stakeholder why the entire site layout just broke.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI suggests your code so you type half as much.
Month 3
Bots catch your bugs before you even see them.
Month 6
Design-to-code tools build your entire front-end structure.
Month 10
Agents fix deployment errors without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
The site manages itself and your account is locked.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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Bugs per line
Instant
Sprint speed
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