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Will AI replace Website Content Writer jobs? · Latest report #qs433z77
Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou write the eulogy for your own profession, one punchline at a time.
Professional nihilist, currently debating the structural integrity of work.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated pessimism for a post-employment world.
split.youAI▸ DEPRECATOR-WRITER V6.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates your existential crisis for cheaper
You draft cynical web copy that claims jobs are ending. Soon, an agent will generate that irony for you.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still choose the exact shade of grey that perfectly conveys crushing existential dread.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An LLM learns your specific voice and cynical tone perfectly.
Week 9
The AI starts writing your first drafts while you nap.
Month 3
Algorithms determine which insults drive more clicks without you.
Month 4
The website updates itself directly from the generator output.
Month 6 · D-Day
You are invited to read your own site as a customer.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4000
Word count per day
100 percent
Cynicism levels reached
low but stubborn
Human error rate
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to your own redundant website.
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