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Your job has an expiration date
April 20, 2027
In 6 monthsYou sell the dream of our replacement while typing your own pink-slip.
Professional doom-monger, currently auditing the apocalypse.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Droll cynicism for the terminal phase.
split.youAI▸ SARCASMENGINE V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 6 MONTHSAI's Special Power
generates nihilistic landing pages at scale
You write persuasive copy for marketing websites. You structure messaging to convince users that their work is obsolete.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still find the exact irony that makes a reader feel seen.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
An AI agent scrapes your past copy to learn your tone.
Week 6
The system begins drafting landing pages for our internal needs.
Month 3
Automated models run tests to see which insults drive engagement.
Month 4
The CMS automatically pushes generated copy to the live site.
Month 6 · D-Day
The AI writes its own final report on your career.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98%
99 percent
Average cynicism level
1 to 5
Coffee-to-snark ratio
800
Words written per hour
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium deprecation service.
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