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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYou build the house that evicts you, one div at a time.
Pixel-pusher currently ignoring the pending merge conflicts
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Websites without the human error
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You draft site layouts and write code to display content online. Soon, you will be a historic footnote.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still remember why you nested those divs in 2014.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
Smart models generate your CSS based on visual prompts.
Week 9
Automated layout engines replace your manual wireframe drafting.
Month 3
Testing agents scan and fix all your browser errors.
Month 5
Autonomous agents manage your code commits without human input.
Month 6 · D-Day
Your login is revoked as the bot handles deployment.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
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