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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Will AI replace Website Designer And Manager jobs? · Latest report #9havtwx2
Your job has an expiration date
February 15, 2028
In 16 monthsYour pixel-pushing days are numbered as templates consume your craft.
Pixel-pusher for local dry cleaners and dental offices.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Websites that build themselves.
help!youAI▸ SITEBOT FLUX V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 16 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autogenerates seo-optimized landing pages instantly
You spend days adjusting padding and color hex codes for clients. You also fix broken contact forms weekly.
The one thing AI can't do
You can talk a confused client off the ledge about their domain expiration notice.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI-driven design tools replace your manual layout adjustments entirely.
Month 4
Scrapers pull bios and images from Facebook without asking clients.
Month 8
Autonomous agents detect and patch plugin conflicts before they break.
Month 12
Clients talk to a bot to change text, bypassing you.
Month 16 · D-Day
Your access to the CMS is revoked in favor of automation.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4 per day
Average pixel alignment complaints
12 hours/week
Time spent explaining DNS propagation
Infinitely long
Client feedback loop length
Your severance
One free domain name for your personal portfolio.
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