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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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April 21, 2027
In 6 monthsYour custom CSS media queries are just future technical debt.
Code-monkey pushing pixels until the prompt takes over.
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refactors your legacy codebase into dead air
You write syntax to structure web pages and connect them to databases. The browser renders your hours of effort.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the build broke at 3am because of a dependency.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your IDE starts guessing your entire function blocks correctly.
Week 6
Marketing stops requesting your help for simple landing pages.
Week 12
Agents patch production errors without human code review.
Month 4
Automated systems handle all database schema migrations autonomously.
Month 6 · D-Day
The site deploys itself while you update your resume.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.6%
3.2 cups
Coffee consumed per commit
400 yearly
Hours spent fixing CSS bugs
15 minutes
Minutes until framework deprecation
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a discontinued IDE.
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