Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Website Manager jobs? · Latest report #dghh4b5p
Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYou spend all day updating plugins that break the site anyway.
Master of broken layouts and infinite plugin update loops.
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Fixes your broken layout while you sleep.
split.youAI▸ SITEBOT AUTO-MAINTAINER V.4▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
autocorrects broken php snippets instantly
You juggle plugin updates, security patches, and minor CSS tweaks for dozen-plus small business clients simultaneously.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense exactly which outdated plugin is crashing the CSS without checking the logs.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 3
Sensors identify every plugin that is about to expire.
Month 3
Background agents install security updates in the quiet hours.
Month 6
A vision model automatically adjusts CSS for new screen sizes.
Month 10
Clients talk to a chatbot instead of calling you.
Month 14 · D-Day
The server automatically terminates your access credentials permanently.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 96.6%
99.99 percent
Average uptime maintenance
Zero human intervention
Plugin conflicts resolved
Indefinitely
Client tickets ignored
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a generic hosting service.
Discussion
