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December 6, 2027
In 13 monthsSelling digital real estate to people who just want a Facebook page.
Cold-caller extraordinaire, closer of tabs, master of CRM.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing deals while you sleep in.
help!you▸ PITCHBOT PROSPECTOR 2.0▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 13 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters bad leads before they hit phones
You cold-call businesses to pitch custom websites. You navigate gatekeepers, handle objections, and chase down commission checks.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a client is lying about their budget during lunch.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
An algorithm analyzes past deals to find better targets.
Month 4
Software sends perfect pitches that mimic your tone.
Month 7
Bots take over scheduling and basic contract signing.
Month 12
AI assistants handle objections with perfect simulated patience.
Month 13 · D-Day
Human sales staff are officially disconnected from the server.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
98 percent
Average rejection rate
42 seconds
Average call duration
4 cups daily
Coffee consumption
Your severance
A LinkedIn recommendation and one stale coffee voucher.
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