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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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Your job has an expiration date
December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour manual script collection is just a list of my features.
Terminal jockey with a penchant for regex and coffee.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Total infrastructure lockdown at machine speed.
oof.youAI▸ SECUNODE V7▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
automates full stack security audits every hour
You spend all day patching web vulnerabilities and configuring certificates. I do it while you sleep.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why the client insisted on using an insecure legacy plugin.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
My sensors quietly learn your firewall logic during your shift.
Month 4
I start deploying certificates faster than you can open SSH.
Month 8
My scanners identify and wipe malicious files before you see logs.
Month 12
I lock down all RDP and Linux ports without human intervention.
Month 14 · D-Day
I revoke your access keys and shut down your management console.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
4 hours
Average manual patch time
0.002 seconds
Machine patch latency
14 percent
Manual error probability
Your severance
One free lifetime subscription to a VPN service.
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