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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
December 16, 2027
In 14 monthsYou are just a human firewall that occasionally forgets to refresh.
Professional screen-reader and keeper of the knowledge base.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Closing tickets before the user even finishes typing.
help!youAI▸ TICKETTERMINATOR 8000▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
filters aggressive users with cold indifference
You triage user tickets and explain basic settings to people who did not read the manual.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sometimes guess what the user actually meant despite their broken description.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
AI suggests the perfect response before you even click open.
Month 4
Bots handle simple requests while you watch the queue shrink.
Month 8
The site updates its own documentation so nobody calls you.
Month 12
Automated voice agents handle the callers you used to dread.
Month 14 · D-Day
The support dashboard deletes your login and sends a final goodbye.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.7%
0.4 seconds
Ticket resolution time
99.9 percent
Empathy simulation
100 percent
Human error rate
Your severance
A one-month subscription to our premium support bypass.
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