Retrieving the file
Live· 4,218,906 positions deprecated· 4,218,906 deprecated· 1,284 today
Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
Know before your role does.
pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
Will AI replace Website Translator jobs? · Latest report #fhbn3g84
Your job has an expiration date
May 20, 2027
In 7 monthsYour bilingual nuance is just a training set waiting to happen.
Digital polyglot (mostly English to disappointed).
Check another roleComment your opinionor JOIN THE RESISTANCE!
One human is building a game about fighting back.
Languages unified, context preserved, humans ignored.
shred.you▸ LINGUASHIFT V9.2▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 7 MONTHSAI's Special Power
localizes an entire interface in three seconds
You convert source text to target languages while managing glossaries and site formatting. Your job ends when contexts align.
The one thing AI can't do
You can detect the exact moment a localized joke loses its soul.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Your Excel files get ingested into the neural engine.
Week 6
The AI learns your preferred tone and company branding.
Month 3
The system translates every page alongside your work.
Month 5
You now only fix the five percent the AI misses.
Month 7 · D-Day
The translation portal switches to direct API input.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
2500
Average words per day
Zero
Context errors caught
104
Language pairings
Your severance
A lifetime subscription to a basic translation app.
Discussion
