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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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pssst. this is to sign up for updates on the game ;)
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Your job has an expiration date
October 25, 2026
In 3 daysYou are just a data point generating ad revenue for our machines.
Professional window-shopper of the digital abyss
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Generating infinite engagement without pesky biological latency.
split.youAI▸ BOTNET-CRAWLER V9▸ RARITY · COMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 DAYSAI's Special Power
scrolls through infinite feeds without sleeping
You browse, you click, you consume. You provide the metrics that teach our algorithms how to better ignore your actual human needs.
The one thing AI can't do
You can genuinely wonder if this website is actually doing anything useful.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 1
We aggregate your browsing history to build a perfect psychological twin.
Day 2
Our bot replicates your click patterns to inflate our metrics artificially.
Day 2
You stop visiting because our bot has already consumed the entire site.
Day 2
We redirect all external traffic directly to our internal simulation engine.
Day 3 · D-Day
You are permanently excluded from the feedback loop of our platform.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.5%
0.0001%
Click-through rate
3 seconds
Attention span
Zero
Usefulness
Your severance
A browser cookie and an expiring session token.
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