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October 21, 2028
In 2 yearsYou sell dreams, but the building is just a money pit.
Professional dream-weaver and mansion-stress-absorber.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect weddings, zero human drama.
split.youAI▸ NUPTIAL-FLOW 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
calms hysterical parties with automated soothing tones
You coordinate wedding logistics, oversee staff, and manage endless demands within a crumbling historic mansion.
The one thing AI can't do
You can soothe a weeping bride when the cake topper snaps in two.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
High-fidelity VR headsets let couples explore the mansion remotely.
Month 4
Smart contracts replace your manual calendar and deposit chasing.
Month 12
Waitstaff follow automated push-notification tasks via mobile devices.
Month 16
Iot sensors detect mansion leaks and structural issues before you.
Year 2 · D-Day
The system manages the entire wedding cycle without human oversight.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 97.8%
Infinite
Couple Anxiety Levels
Too High
Mansion Repair Cost
Every shift
Staff Complaining Rate
Your severance
A one-night stay in the bridal suite, alone.
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