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October 22, 2028
In 2 yearsCapturing your precious moments before the AI learns to fake them.
Freelance artist (mostly drone shots, emotionally exhausted).
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Perfect framing for every single tear drop
help!you▸ LENSMASTER 9000▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 2 YEARSAI's Special Power
edits the groom's speech to sound humble
You film wedding ceremonies and receptions, then edit hours of footage into cinematic highlights for tearful clients.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still chase a drunk uncle off the dance floor with grace.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 5
Steady cameras track the bride automatically without a human operator.
Month 5
AI software sorts through raw files to pull the best moments.
Month 11
Smart drones film the venue without needing a pilot nearby.
Month 17
Generate emotional highlight reels from a single camera feed.
Year 2 · D-Day
Your camera kit is now a paperweight for your new hobby.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 98.2%
4,200
Hours of boring speech edited
8
Coffee cups per wedding
94%
Percentage of footage deleted
Your severance
One free subscription to a stock music site.
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