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October 26, 2029
In 3 yearsDriving a giant fiberglass hot dog is not a career, Oscar.
Professional sausage navigator in a fiber-glass fever dream.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Automated encased-meat-based brand awareness modules.
bzzt.youAI▸ FRANK-PILOT MK IV▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 3 YEARSAI's Special Power
parks inside city centers with absolute precision
Navigating oversized fiberglass vehicles through public traffic and managing promotional events. Maintaining high-visibility assets across various geographic regions.
The one thing AI can't do
You can still explain why a 27-foot-long sausage is blocking the entire intersection.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Day 10
Algorithms map routes to avoid height restrictions and optimize for maximum public visibility.
Month 5
360-degree vision arrays replace the need for physical mirrors and blind-spot checking.
Month 13
Robotic sensing hardware allows the vehicle to self-park into tight urban event spaces.
Year 2.1
A single operator in a cubicle monitors twelve vehicles simultaneously via secure video feed.
Year 3 · D-Day
The human driver is removed as the vehicle achieves full, self-driving promotional autonomy.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.1%
Infinite
Turn radius irritation
Daily
Condiment cleanup frequency
Declining
Childhood wonder ratio
Your severance
A lifetime supply of mustard and a bus ticket.
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