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Average time-to-redundancy: 11.3 months
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December 17, 2027
In 14 monthsYour smile is a low-bandwidth interface that the software does better.
Professional gatekeeper, guardian of the lobby, master of greetings.
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One human is building a game about fighting back.
Professional, efficient, never late for work.
help!youAI▸ LOBBY-LINK V4▸ RARITY · UNCOMMON▸ DEPRECATION IN 14 MONTHSAI's Special Power
optimises visitor flow with biometric instant checking
Greet visitors, manage building access, and handle courier deliveries. You are the lobby's human-shaped fire alarm.
The one thing AI can't do
You can sense when a visitor is actually a courier trying to avoid the loading bay.
Your enemy, your name, your date. Post it.
Step by step, from the first quiet change to Deprecation Day.
Week 4
A touchscreen replaces the logbook and security badge printer.
Month 4
Packages are sorted into secure lockers by automated sorters.
Month 8
Intelligent voice agents handle all incoming office calls.
Month 12
Computer vision detects visitors and opens doors automatically.
Month 14 · D-Day
The desk is removed to make room for a coffee station.
What you cost, what the machine costs, and what you get on the way out.
Per year
Savings: 93.8%
Infinite
Visitors greeted
Zero
Bathroom breaks
0.02ms
Small talk latency
Your severance
A laminated digital badge and a pat on the back.
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